say it's not morning

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:48:41 -0400

walrus-in-the-tardis: the-grand-story: fandoms-are-anything: d...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:47:32 -0400

the-grand-story:

fandoms-are-anything:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”

Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.

I am done.

Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”

i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed

adidasfactory: She waited 9 months for her moment

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:24:45 -0400

adidasfactory:

She waited 9 months for her moment

nerdsinmypants: Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body The...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:20:23 -0400

nerdsinmypants:

Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body

The Moment Of Death:
1. The heart stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty.
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so.

After 12 hours:
14. The body is in full rigor mortis.

After 24 hours:
15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment.
16. In males, the semen dies.
17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color.
18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body.
19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat.

After 3 days:
20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin.
21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely.
22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum.

After 3 weeks:
23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse.
24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body.
25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.

This is actually pretty interesting..

didney-worl-no-uta: God bless you Michael Jordan

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:05:26 -0400

didney-worl-no-uta:

God bless you Michael Jordan

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:05:02 -0400

Some masks do not last.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:47:10 -0400

Some masks do not last.

lalondes: i have a new favourite twitter

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:44:55 -0400

lalondes:

i have a new favourite twitter

adamberats: #this sums up the entire series right here

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:38:49 -0400

adamberats:

#this sums up the entire series right here

English Pronunciation

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:27:40 -0400

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

[source]

Elementary significant objects/milestones

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:24:30 -0400

Elementary significant objects/milestones

shitsnothilarious: So, whoever made this has taught me more in...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:17:39 -0400

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.

sarahlcomics: i dunno, feeling a little loopy today. also, what...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:04:27 -0400

sarahlcomics:

i dunno, feeling a little loopy today. also, what is the point of consommé?

relatedworlds: Star Trek References in Leverage Hardison: So...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:52:47 -0400

relatedworlds:

Star Trek References in Leverage

Hardison: So look, I’ll casually mention “Star Trek”.
Eliot: Great. ‘cause that comes up a lot.
Hardison: It does!

melthemagpie: dietpunkfics: Suits, Season 3 - A House...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:57:08 -0400

melthemagpie:

dietpunkfics:

Suits, Season 3 - A House Divided

SO FUCKING EXCITED I COULD SCREAM. in fact, I did when they high fived. scared my cat.

christopherwhitelawpine: USA Network Summer promo (x)

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:52:33 -0400

christopherwhitelawpine:

USA Network Summer promo (x)

Tumblr gets deep (part 2)

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:29:37 -0400

striped-sweater-all-the-time:

setting-the-world-on-fire:

What do you like the best?

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 14:21:43 -0400

What do you like the best?

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 06:36:44 -0400

dragonsigma: mediavengers: Avengers in the headlines...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 06:36:27 -0400

dragonsigma:

mediavengers:

Avengers in the headlines 2010-2011

MediAvengers is an MCU media blog. Magazine spreads and newspaper articles made by fans, for the fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

You have no idea how much I adore fictional documents